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jokes of jokfulness

Post by =//Adestria//= on 24.11.15 17:04


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I think its time for some jocularity in this dull star wars clan here it goes!!

1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.


2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."


4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.


5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.


6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.


7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.


8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.


9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.


10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"



 
11. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?


12. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.


13. What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.


14. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.


15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.


16. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.


17. What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.


18. Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.


19. Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.haha
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Re: jokes of jokfulness

Post by ṜṲṖṬṲṜḜ on 24.11.15 17:53

The "jokes" that don't have major grammar mistakes or words no one has heard of in the punch line are so dumb that it's what I would call "non-medy". Are these jokes supposed to be funny cause they're not funny? They made me "less laugh". this post is an attempted murder. Pls watch this video


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Post by Sir_NothinG on 27.11.15 19:30

i lol'd at #17


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Post by Sir_NothinG on 27.11.15 19:32

heres one:
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo


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