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jokes of jokfulness
I think its time for some jocularity in this dull star wars clan here it goes!!
1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
11. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
12. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
13. What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
14. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.
16. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.
17. What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.
18. Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.
19. Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.
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Re: jokes of jokfulness
The "jokes" that don't have major grammar mistakes or words no one has heard of in the punch line are so dumb that it's what I would call "non-medy". Are these jokes supposed to be funny cause they're not funny? They made me "less laugh". this post is an attempted murder. Pls watch this video
ṜṲṖṬṲṜḜ- Clan : ṜḀṖṬṎṜ
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Re: jokes of jokfulness
heres one:
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Sir_NothinG- Clan : Raptor
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