How Starseeker Stole christmas
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How Starseeker Stole christmas
Everyone down in whoville liked Christmas a lot....
But Starseeker who lived just north of whoville, Did NOT!
Starseeker hated Christmas, Halloween and 4th of july too!
People would often wondered why i do.
But i think the most likely reason of all
was that his dick was two sizes too small.
He looked over Whoville hating the Whos
I said Fuck them, Fuck the Whos!
I saw the who's Put up lights and having a delight
I told myself, i shall stop christmas this night.
I know just what to do, I'll steal every present from the whos.
He came into the chimney with evil spite.
he had a smile most unpleasant, around the room
he took every present. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
He stuffed his sack untill it could hold no more.
He left for the mountains with a loud roar
Christmas is ruined i must say, I have ruined their day.
Then a stupid blonde bitch had to say
Fuck you starseeker, fuck you all day
She gave him a kiss and sucked his dick
After all, i looked like saint nick
And he looked at the people down in whoville and saw them smile
"Damn, I need to think for a while" "It came without ribbons! It came without tags!"
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then Starseeker thought of something he hadn't before!
"Fuck! It's not about presents, its about more! It's about family who i love and adore"
"It's about friends who make me smile, Who hold me up and make it while"
He returned the presents with delightful Glee "Fuck, please forgive me"
in Whoville they say, That Starseekers small penis Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his Dick didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light,
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he, HE HIMSELF! Starseeker carved the roast beast!
The End.
But Starseeker who lived just north of whoville, Did NOT!
Starseeker hated Christmas, Halloween and 4th of july too!
People would often wondered why i do.
But i think the most likely reason of all
was that his dick was two sizes too small.
He looked over Whoville hating the Whos
I said Fuck them, Fuck the Whos!
I saw the who's Put up lights and having a delight
I told myself, i shall stop christmas this night.
I know just what to do, I'll steal every present from the whos.
He came into the chimney with evil spite.
he had a smile most unpleasant, around the room
he took every present. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
He stuffed his sack untill it could hold no more.
He left for the mountains with a loud roar
Christmas is ruined i must say, I have ruined their day.
Then a stupid blonde bitch had to say
Fuck you starseeker, fuck you all day
She gave him a kiss and sucked his dick
After all, i looked like saint nick
And he looked at the people down in whoville and saw them smile
"Damn, I need to think for a while" "It came without ribbons! It came without tags!"
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then Starseeker thought of something he hadn't before!
"Fuck! It's not about presents, its about more! It's about family who i love and adore"
"It's about friends who make me smile, Who hold me up and make it while"
He returned the presents with delightful Glee "Fuck, please forgive me"
in Whoville they say, That Starseekers small penis Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his Dick didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light,
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he, HE HIMSELF! Starseeker carved the roast beast!
The End.
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PSN : Starseeker16
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